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Emergency preparation with common sense

Nearly a year ago, I wrote a book called “Being Prepared Without Being A Kook.”  It was my antidote to the stereotype that most people stick on anyone who identifies as being a “prepper”.  This stigma has all preppers as people who are preparing for the “end of the world.”  In truth, preppers come from a variety of economic statuses, career choices, areas, ethnic backgrounds, and ideology.  They are inclined to be interested in sustainability and outdoor activities as well.

My basic theory is that the end of the world actually makes life as we know it truly impossible.  As humans, we don’t survive in the vacuum of space.  Therefore, if our planet is destroyed, we’re not going to survive.  End of story.

That does not mean that emergency preparation is a waste of time, effort, and money either.  I am a firm believer in the value of emergency preparation, and in the old days, it was simply common sense and “being prepared” in general.  A hundred years ago, almost everyone would have qualified as a prepper, as they stocked their pantries to live comfortably through long winters, and put things up to have supplies for a rainy day or hard times.

Today, most people have less than a week’s worth of food in their house.  Most cities, even without rushes on the grocery store shelves, have about three days of food within their borders.  It does not take a rocket scientist to come up with a dozen or more ways that new supplies could not arrive in a town or city, or that stores were not open to sell goods in an area.  Add in situations when it would be physically impossible to get to a store to purchase additional items, and the situation quickly can become more than inconvenient.

Granted, I live on the Gulf Coast (although inland now) and I lived in Greater New Orleans for Katrina, so I have a different perspective on nowhere to buy anything than someone in Iowa or Oklahoma would.  Each area has their own potential disasters that are more than a remote possibility, and those all influence how and why someone should be prepared.

Tonight, I interviewed Brian Breedwell from Southern Preppers on the Dawn of Shades.  (The recorded program is here.)  Southern Preppers is having an expo in Oxford, Alabama on September 5-7th, 2014 focusing on sustainability, emergency preparation, and homesteading.  All of these go hand in hand with the common sense approach to managing emergency preparation, since it is really about being practical rather than tactical.  It isn’t what people expect in terms of the prepper stereotype, but rather focused specifically on being practical.  There are no gun vendors in attendance, but there are vendors with everything from a home freeze drying unit to grain grinders and long term storage food going to be in attendance.  They will also be offering a long list of classes, also free of charge, just like admission to the expo is free to attendees.

Oxford Alabama is about four hours away, far enough away that few things would tempt me, but this sounds like an expo worth attending, just to see the vendors!

Like most people today, I’m a savvy shopper online.  It saves me immensely in terms of time and gasoline when I don’t have to chase down elusive products that are on my shopping list, whether its freeze dried fruit, powdered butter, or a new backpacking stove.  At the same time, I don’t know every single product on the market for use in the outdoors or for emergency prep.  I also don’t know what is new or the latest-and-greatest, let alone what these items are priced at.  Seeing the vendors means I can get a feel for how the company is to deal with (I love great customer service!) as well as what products are going to make it to the top of our own wish list or simply sitting there until the cows come home or our ships come in, whichever the case may be.

Then, there are the other attendees to expos.  It’s an opportunity to meet like-minded people and have real conversations.  I can hear what they like or don’t like, what worked great for them, and what didn’t as well.  I can find out about a lot of things in relatively short order when I get the chance to be face-to-face with other customers too.  I have always loved the other attendees at special events and conventions for that reason alone.

Offering free classes on a variety of topics is a bonus.  Most of these classes will typically run $1o or more, sometimes pushing the $100 mark, and having a chance to take as many as I like (and have time for) without paying any fee at all is a huge bonus!  Each one is also an expert in their field, not merely some guy who has done it once or twice.  That’s also a benefit that can’t be beat.

Take a look at their website–it’s worth your time.  If you live close enough or are inclined to a September road trip, consider attending this expo, especially if you are like me and interested in things like sustainability, homesteading, and emergency preparation.  There is also plenty that falls in the camping category too. It’s a great opportunity, and one that isn’t found as often as we would like to see them happen.

Camping in the rain

I can’t believe that the entire month of May vanished before I got around to posting anything!

It’s not that I haven’t been DOING anything though.

Get Ready Go, as in the social group, has had two camp outs this spring, but the most recent one was in the rain.  That meant that almost everyone except a couple of diehards (like me and the Mississippi Hippy) chickened out.  I honestly don’t mind camping in the rain, as long as I am prepared.  It’s a different experience, and while there are times it can be frightening (lots of wind and lightning are scary) when it’s just a normal rainy weekend, it’s quiet and sort of peaceful.

So what do you do when it’s raining and you are camping?

Being prepared is important.  I know that my tent, which is aging, leaks like a sieve.  I still stayed dry because I cover it with a tarp–a simple solution to the leaking issue.  If you know you are facing rain, bringing along a tarp is a great idea–leaks can spring unexpectedly, and it’s a quick solution to toss a tarp over your tent and tie it down with some cord and stakes.  It can save your weekend.

Don’t forget the footprint either.  I don’t care how new or expensive your tent is, when the ground is wet, there is going to be some moisture migrating through the floor and into your bed.  Nothing makes camping in the rain hit sheer misery faster than even a damp bed, and heaven forbid that it is actually wet.  Go cheap–a sheet of plastic (like a painter’s drop cloth) or an inexpensive lightweight tarp will work fine.  Just remember, never let the edges of your footprint extend beyond the edge of your floor or it will actually channel rain water under your tent, increasing the likelihood of moisture migrating into the tent.  The footprint also keeps your tent floor cleaner on the outside, with fewer bugs as well as less mud and debris, ending up stuck as you are packing up to leave.

Bring a canopy or tarp for your eating and cooking area.  This means you have somewhere other than your tent to sit out of the rain.  It also gives you a place to cook and eat without contaminating your tent with food odors.  (bad news in bear country)  This is essential when group camping too, and even if it doesn’t rain, it ensures a place out of the sun for hanging out, cooking, and eating.  In rain, the bigger the better, as long as it is supported so that rain does not pool on top.  (Water is heavy and can collapse a frame or rip a canopy roof or tarp.)  If the wind is blowing, an additional tarp can become a side wall, blocking the wind and rain from your eating and cooking area.  Just remember, in high winds, this tarp is going to be like a sail and may result in disaster!

Use weather proof containers for storage.  Even if you aren’t leaving items sitting out under your canopy when not in use, you do have to get food and dining gear to and from the vehicle to the canopy and back again.  Containers that are actually weather resistant can make a huge difference.  However, make sure that lids are on and secured.  The best container cannot protect anything if someone forgets to put the lid on the container, and you can just about bet that the rain will find its way in.

For dry goods, such as coffee, sugar, and creamer (hot items at our camp outs) make sure that they are in easy to use containers that are also easy to reclose.  Seasonings, especially salt, don’t like rainy weather.  Try sealing small amounts in a plastic straw to use as you need it, reducing the chances of an entire container being ruined by wet weather.

Of course, don’t forget the rain gear.  Ponchos are great for easy on/off, as well as one-size-fits-all, but aren’t so good for long walks in the rain if there is a breeze.  Rain coats & pants offer best protection for extended periods of time in the rain.

Quick drying clothing & shoes make for a better experience if it is on/off rain.  Rain resistant clothing helps for extended rainy periods.  Don’t forget a spare pair of shoes–soggy footwear can cause blisters and sore feet, as well as being simply miserable to be stuck wearing.  I love the rubber/plastic clogs for rainy camping trips–they wipe dry and are great for slogging around the campsite in.

Bring some old towels or a microfiber towel.  Those fake chamois-like cloths can soak up a LOT of water to help dry out a tent if it leaks, has rain come through a door, or has water tracked in due to heavy rain.  Soaking up water from foot traffic in and out goes a long ways towards keeping everyone happy.

Get your bed up off the floor when you aren’t in it.  Tent floors are also what we all walk on, and it is inevitable that mud and water will get tracked in during the day as needed items are retrieved from the tent.  Use something to get bedding up off of the floor, whether it is a dry camp chair, a crate, plastic container, cot, or even a big plastic garbage bag.

Avoid going in and out of the tent as much as possible.  It really helps reduce debris, water, and mud from getting tracked in.

Pack a microfiber sheet or microfleece throw/blanket into zip lock or vacuum packed bags.  This makes great emergency bedding if someone’s bedding does get wet or damp.  The bags make sure the bedding stays dry until you really need it.

Bring along some fire starters, whether its cotton balls dipped in petroleum jelly or pine cones dipped in wax or whatever your preference is.  Campfires are useful for drying out damp shoes, warming after getting caught in a rain, or just for ambiance.  Wet wood, on the other hand, is not cooperative about burning just because you are chilled, and fire starters are very useful for encouraging its cooperation.  Having a good fire starting kit with fire starters, dry kindling, matches, etc. is always a good idea on any camping trip.  These are easy to assemble, and compact to carry.

Don’t forget some large garbage bags.  These can be immensely useful for everything from packing up wet gear & keeping your car dry to using as impromptu rain ponchos.

Traveling with a dog or two? Keep in mind that they get wet & cold too.  You’ll need extra towels for frequent toweling off.  Rain gear for dogs does help, but you will still need a towel to clean feet and legs, as well as to do additional drying off.  A wet dog running into a tent can soon have EVERYTHING soaked, so keep them on leash, dry them off at the door, and discourage puddle jumping!

Entertainment on rainy camping trips is tricky.  Electronics are fussy about getting wet–take care to protect them, whether its a tablet, phone, or hand held game.  Cards also don’t like moisture.  A good substitute for cards? Try dominoes.  They stay put in the wind, recover from getting wet well (buy plastic ones) and are very durable.  Dice games are another idea, although keeping score on paper can become a bit soggy.  Storytelling is a traditional rainy weather activity that works well.  So is singing!

Some things to skip?

Don’t bother with the old fashioned recommendation to “trench” around your tent.  It isn’t going to do much for channeling water away from your tent, and it does damage the environment.  In addition, if you are in a campground, you will have very unhappy park rangers!  It’s also a lot of work with little pay off with our modern tents.

Do look up and around before selecting your campsite.  Are there dead branches overhead? Trees that are likely to fall if the ground becomes saturated?  Dead trees? All of these are referred to as “widow makers” and for good reason.  Avoid camping near them.

Look around the campground.  Is water pooling in your campsite?  Don’t put your tent on low ground–it will flood and inevitably get you wet.  Don’t put it in the path of run off either–the last thing you want is a new creek to appear in your tent!  You also need to avoid low ground near creeks and rivers–they can have rising waters appear unexpectedly, resulting in disaster.

Don’t get into swollen creeks and rivers.  The currents are swifter than they look, and drownings happen every year.  This is true on foot or in a vehicle–avoid flood water.  Discourage your pets from getting in as well–they also can be swept away and drowned.

Having a positive attitude goes a long ways towards enjoying camping, even when its raining.  Whining and complaining about the weather is not going to change it, or make anybody happy.  Just grin and bear it!  I find I enjoy the more peaceful experience immensely, as the more boisterous campers seem to be water soluble and tend to pack up and head home.  At the same time, when weather turns severe, as can happen in the summer, be prepared to abandon camp and seek more secure shelter.

Hammock Camping–What’s the fuss all about?

First of all, let me state one minor fact right up front.

I am not a hammock camping expert.  I’ve only spent one successful (sort of) night in a hammock, and that was a cotton hammock that turned out to be far too warm for a hot, muggy summer night in Florida.  The hammock didn’t fail, so much as the user failed to use her brain cells to realize that thick cotton fabric might “breathe” but it would also not let a breeze cool it down and it would absorb moisture too.

I can say that I know experts, and I have consulted with them as I try to set up an efficient and comfortable hammock sleep system, mostly because the idea has so much merit.


So moving right along…

There’s a lot of techno-geek jargon used by the hammock camping crowd that IS intimidating to the newbie.  They scare the hell out of me with their prusik knots and night eyes.  Seriously.

Figure 9? I am just well educated enough to realize that all carabiners are not created equally and that cord and rope both are rated by how much weight will break them.  I know that a rope or cord with frayed strands has lost strength and can’t be counted on, and that abrasion can cause that fraying too.

I also know that rope will abrade a tree’s bark whereas a strap, even 1″ wide, will not.  That’s because of how the stress is distributed, as well as the shape of the stress distribution system (round rope versus flat strap).  I’m also smart enough to realize that abrading a tree’s bark is akin to a human skinning their elbows or knees–it’s an opportunity for the tree to lose “blood” (sap) as it flows through the cambium layer beneath, as well as presents an opportunity for insects and disease to infect the tree.  In other words, it’s a no-no, just like driving nails into trees is a no-no, and it does not matter how many times we deal with a tree that has been damaged that way by some inconsiderate idiot, it’s still wrong.  Responsible campers NEVER damage living trees with their chainsaws, saws, axes, hatchets, hammers, ropes, or nails. Period.

It’s because of those inconsiderate idiots that many parks and campgrounds absolutely and totally forbid hanging hammocks, (along with anything else) even with appropriate tree straps, from the trees.  I am told that some states are relaxing that somewhat, but using strict guidelines about the width of the tree strap.  Right now, I’m using ratchet straps that are 1″ wide, but unfortunately made of nylon.

Nylon, it turns out, is a bad thing for hammock hangers.  It stretches.  While we may like the fact that our too-tight pants will stretch out with wear again, in a hammock it has an unfortunate effect.  You start off the appropriate 18″ from the ground, with your properly hung tarp to protect you from the rain that is beginning to fall.  You’ve done everything right.

Or so you think.

About 2 a.m., you wake up.  You are cold and wet, your hammock is now hanging low enough that your butt and torso are on the ground, the rain has soaked you from the ground, and is coming in on top too because you are now too far from your tarp.  Even if you have somewhere dry to creep off to, as well as dry clothes to put on, your night has been interrupted with an unexpected cold shower…without the soap.

So, I have learned.  No nylon.  Poly is my friend.

I wish knots were as easy.  I have a bunch of them to figure out.  I’m regretting my misspent youth when I regarded macrame as foolish and boring too.  At least I would have learned SOME knots there.

I have learned about hammocks a bit.  Like what to do when there are no trees that you can use as the foundation for your hammock sleep systems.  While I was recently gifted with a pair of stands, they were homemade ones.  Here is a photo showing a commercially produced set that breaks down to a much more transportable size for car camping.


I’m not certain of the manufacturer–I know this is an ENO hammock set up with hammock, bug net, and tarp.  I also know that the user was high and dry despite a rainy night, while those of us in tents dealt with leaks.

I knew that I had a rainfly that did little to keep water out, and had covered my tent with a tarp.  Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, two of the stakes had either had the cord broken by someone running into it during the night or had pulled out of the ground (probably for the same reason) resulting in the one end of the tent leaking water in.  I put reflective cord on my wish list as a result.  Even high visibility bright yellow had not prevented it from being run into.

The other tent used a poly tarp for its floor and did not have a built in floor.  It was a lesson that even though a poly tarp may not have holes, it may not be waterproof anymore.  The old tarp, faded from much use for many things, had become permeable, resulting in water flowing upwards through the tarp, soaking the floor.  Since its occupants were on cots, it was not a major disaster there either, although they did have a lot of items to dry out, including their boxer’s sleeping bag which had become completely saturated.  We actually dragged it home with us, to use for the non-waterproofing projects that a tarp can be useful for.  (Like moving leaves, soil amendment mixing, covering the ground to work on a project without getting as dirty, etc.)

I also learned that even though I had also bought a Hammaka hammock, from the same retailer even, as one of the experts, my hammock was not rigged the same.  Instead of having a circular loop through the end, mine was simply a doubled strand pushed through the end with a knot on one side and a loop on the other.  I had bought mine about two years after he had bought his, and  apparently, they had gone to a quicker method of inserting the rigging.  That meant that it pulled incorrectly, making it prone to the bucking that had me performing gymnastics unexpectedly.  A properly rigged hammock, it turns out, will have a very tight “C” shape that nearly closes on the top.  The hook that was provided to hang the hammock also has a loop that is supposed to be closed, but…the rigging rope pulled through it anyhow, resulting in frayed strands.  It too will need to be replaced.

I’ll confess.  I’m not sure what I should use to re-rig the hammocks.  I’m not even sure what I should use for the cord that ensures that the hammock has the right amount of sag–something the YouTube videos didn’t ever show me, but it turned out to be important in setting up.

Live and learn, right?

There are some issues with hammocks that I’d want to address, with or without stands.  Things like space for cooking and gear in the rain.  We live in the South, and along with our hot humid nights, we have frequent thunderstorms.  That alone is inspiration for perfecting the use of stands–have you ever seen a lightning struck tree literally blow up?  I have.  It’s loud and it provides a LOT of toothpicks, kindling, and firewood too.  I’d really rather not be attached to one when it happened.

I’d also like to have a place to put my pack and shoes so that come morning, they are still dry.  Granted, I could just carry along big garbage bags and use those…but I’d rather not.  We car camp, as we are no longer spring chickens, but we do like to keep it as compact as possible.  (Our SUV is full of dogs, actually.  We have 3, and 2 of them travel in crates, while the third one occupies the back seat.  We also like taking our granddaughter, who occupies part of the back seat with her car seat, and also needs gear!)

I have a goal, along with an action plan.  I’m starting off small–perfecting hanging the hammock from the stands.  When I master one, we’ll duplicate the stand and set up a second hammock.  We’ll then address the child hammock, and likely do one for our old dog too–she wants to sleep in mine with me, but in summer, it’s just too hot!  Then, we’ll figure out what will make a workable “tent” over the stands.  For my prototype, due to the cost of ripstop nylon, I’ll likely use either sheet plastic or Tyvec before going to a longer lasting actual nylon tent.

Keep your eyes peeled at campgrounds, you never know when you’ll see a strange Tyvec tent set up on hammock stands with a bunch of dogs and a kid set up one weekend!


The Big Book of Camping Hacks, Hints & Help

It’s hot off of the press, folks, and in time for the camping season of 2014.  It’s also available in both Kindle and print format, making it accessible to everyone.

Yes, it’s The Big Book of Camping Hacks, Hints, & Help.  Lots of ideas and new things to try too.  It also has two different covers–one for digital and one for print, but inside the covers, they are the same book with one minor exception.  The print book is black & white, whereas the digital version has color photos.  Overall, that’s a fairly minor change between the two editions.

Here is the digital version‘s cover:

KDP cover


And here is the print edition‘s cover:

Book full cover


Which cover do you prefer?  Why do you like it better?

We may all say we should not judge a book by its cover, but in reality, we all do.  These covers are rather straightforward and plain, but the contents are also straightforward and plain in terms of delivering information about camping.  It has ideas about activities, including rainy day ones, as well as advice on choosing a campsite and a long list of other information and ideas to use while camping.  It’s like having your own experienced camper riding along in your backseat!

The Big Book of Camp Cooking

All too often, camp cooking turns out to be beanie weenies or grilled hot dogs and burgers.  When it is something more complicated, it’s often mom that is stuck preparing the meal and often stuck with clean up as well.  Who wants to spend every minute on a camping trip doing the same kind of work that has to be done at home, only in less convenient circumstances?

Sometimes, it’s no surprise that it’s often the moms who are resisting the camping trips.

It’s not impossible to simplify all of that, while still preparing delicious meals on that single burner stove, while leaving time for Mom to enjoy the beaches, fishing, hiking, swimming, and all of the other things that we all do when we camp out.  That’s what this cookbook is all about, and the recipes are written to ensure that meals are easy to prepare.

It’s available in both Kindle and paperback, and in plenty of time for summer camping fun too!

Get it right here.

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Hammock camping–the bad & ugly

I was thoroughly convinced that hammock camping was a great idea.  I tried out some friends’ hammocks, and it still sounded great.  I bought hammocks, and we set out to try it out.

We arrive in the woods, we set up hammocks, and then came bed time.

That’s when the bad & ugly started.

I’m not sure what is different from the hammocks I bought versus the ones I tried laying in, but something was dramatically different.  The first attempt resulted in a backwards somersault and a painful landing on the ground, which of course had plenty of hard lumps too.

The first sound I heard after the heart thumping attack by my sneaky hammock was a concerned “Are you all right?” from my concerned companion, my adult daughter.  My usual partner-in-crime had bowed out after his prediction of “I can see this going horribly wrong…”

I breathed, which is the best thing to do after your life flashes before you, accompanied by the vision of whirling trees and your own scarred and none-too-young knees.  I was actually alive and all body parts appeared to be as  functional as they were before the unexpected somersault, so I answered that I was fine, trying to ignore the real probability of later pain as I paid for that stunt.

I stood back and reassessed the situation.  This hammock was obviously of the devious sort, far more treacherous than the domesticated ones that I had tried out on previous occasions.   I wasn’t sure how it had managed that swallow, gag, and spit-me-out routine, but I did not want to repeat that experiment.  I rearranged things inside the hammock, looking at its slimline build and wondering why it was persisting in the snake-like appearance when previously viewed hammocks seemed more spacious even while hanging empty.

The snake-like appearance should have clued me in as to this hammock’s nature, right?

So we head off for attempt #2.  I eased into the hammock, and it politely eased me back onto the ground on the other side.  I was grateful, it had skipped the somersault and maximum momentum bit.  It was obviously my mistakes leading to being dumped, I decided.

I still refused to accept that this hammock had developed it’s own type of consciousness while waiting to be used.  It was going to make me pay, and pay dearly, for trying to sleep in it.

Attempt #3 had everything but the blanket I was going to use under me as insulation from the spring night air.  One fuzzy blanket, that was  all I had to keep in place while easing my body weight into the hammock.  I carefully arranged the hammock in relationship to my butt.  I gripped the sides firmly.  I took a deep breath, and then I moved.

The goal was to get in and  simultaneously become horizontal.  I should have been more specific and visualized me horizontal IN the hammock, because I got horizontal in the hammock about the same time it spun away from where I had been standing with a violent shudder, and I was suddenly on the ground, with my good arm pinned under me at an odd angle after making a very ominous pop and snap sound.  I laid there in the dirt groaning as the small voice said “Are you okay?” once again. This time, the answer was less enthusiastic.

“I don’t know, I may have hurt my arm,” was my sorrowful reply.

I closed my eyes in silent prayer that the arm was not broken or seriously sprained.  Obviously, when you have one good arm, the thought of damaging it becomes a nightmare.  Envisioning weeks or months of being incapable of doing anything for myself was not a pleasant thought.  Any sane person would have given up on this hammock then.

But my sanity had been flung into the wind with the first somersault, apparently.

I got to my feet once again, with help this time.  I knew, without a shadow of a doubt, that I was going to be stiff and sore in the morning, but that the worst would not hit for three days. I was battered and bruised like I was a victim of domestic violence.  I began to wonder if I could have this hammock arrested for what it had done to me so far.

Obviously, I was losing touch with reality and becoming some land bound wilderness version of Captain Ahab. I was mad, I had become obsessed.

I muttered “I am not going to be thrown by THIS horse.”

With attempt #4, I was IN the hammock.  Forget Gilligan though, it was more like Jonah-and-the-whale.  I had a narrow slit that showed the overhead branches and let in fresh air.  I needed fresh air, fear and anticipation of being dumped again had caused gas to pass, and the air was thick and green inside of that hammock.

I know all about the diagonal bit to lay flat.  I’d watched lots of videos about hammock camping and been in on many discussions from advocates in person.  Nobody ever mentioned a hammock that swallows you.  Whole.

They’d also never mentioned ones that spit you out. Ever.

I was cold.  I could feel it creeping through and causing back muscles to seize up faster than over beaten fudge.  I’m claustrophobic, and this sensation of being swallowed by the nylon was too much.  I lasted about five minutes.  I was exhausted.  I hurt.  I was frustrated.  But…I had gotten in and was getting out on my own terms, and that meant without a violent collision with the dirt beneath me.  I bailed on the hammock.  I was too tired to fight whatever I was doing wrong that prevented diagonal anything or caused it to swallow me.  I needed sleep somewhere I didn’t have to worry about it attempting to either spit me out or digest me.

I slept in the front seat of the SUV, my dog in the back seat.  We were warm.  The seats were not treacherous or sneaky either. We’d conquer this hammock thing in the light of day after some sleep.

I’m not sure what I had done wrong, but the next day was not much better. I avoided the violent ejections from the hammock, but the swallowing thing was the same.  In the name of rest, I abandoned my hammock for a rope hammock with spreader bars.   It was tricky too, but I managed it.   Unfortunately, it stretched a LOT, and by shortly after midnight, my torso was resting on the ground.  I simply unhooked the hammock, laid it on the ground, and finished the night that way.  Setting up a tent was beginning to look a lot simpler than dealing with a bed that spits me out, I’ll admit.  Maybe its my age and lack of physical grace.  Maybe I’m too clumsy to get into it.  Or maybe there is a trick to setting it up that I am not missing.

In any case, we will seek the experience of regular hammock campers in person.  With a tent set up for me to sleep in. At least the cold, hard ground isn’t going to move, right?

Emergency preparation?

I’ve have always advocated emergency preparation.  Granted, I take a more pragmatic view than many people, but I’ve heard every end-of-the-world-is-coming warning as it has come down the grapevine, and it hasn’t happened yet.  In the meantime, I have survived more than a handful of emergencies, ranging from catastrophic injury to extended unemployment to my husband’s heart attack to Hurricane Katrina.  Those are very real emergencies that strike people every single day even just in the United States.  But I’ve talked myself blue in the face, and can’t really be there for everyone as they embark on that great journey of getting prepared for an uncertain future while dealing with a not-too-secure present.

So what did I do about it?

Well, I’m a writer.  So, I wrote a book about it, taking my common sense approach to the problem.  It’s called Being Prepared Without Being A Kook.  We aren’t talking the War and Peace here either, but something short and sweet, to the point without a lot of extras.  That means it’s a very short book, covering just the basics.

Being Prepared screenshot


It’s available in print here.

Want a less expensive version? It’s also available in Kindle right here!

Being Prepared kindle screenshot


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